Honestly someone tell me what to do with this child...

This morning we baked chocolate chip banana muffins. Olivia was running between the kitchen to help, and the living room to watch Super Why. She kept eating the dough so I banished her to the living room. A few minutes later she comes waltzing back into the kitchen talking to herself, "If mom says no, that means fight harder!"

I was seriously hoping I just heard her wrong. But when I told her no more dough until I filled all the muffins, she said, "See!? Now fight harder!" I wish I knew who she was talking to, it was like she was leading an imaginary army. She didn't even really do anything. I told her if she stuck her fingers in the bowl again she wouldn't be able to have any muffins when they were done. She defeatedly retreated back to Super Why.