Saturday, July 15, 2017

Science please!

Eliza was taking a bath while I was doing my hair and make up.  I was chatting with her, in what I thought was a pleasant conversation.  But she said, "Mom can you be science please?"

"Um be science?  No I don't think I can be science. " I replied, confused.

"Yes you can! Be science!"

"Eliza, I don't think I know what you mean."

"Yes mom.  Be science! You know, like when you don't make any sounds. You don't say anything at all. That is being science!"

At this point I started laughing out loud. "Silence? you mean you want silence? "

"Yes! Silence. ... wait then what is science?"

Wednesday, July 5, 2017

Funny Eliza

Eliza said two things today that made me think I should write that down before I forget. And I already forgot what the first one was. But the second one...

I was putting her to bed and she was getting all tucked in when she said, "Mom, I am never going to get married."

"Why not?" I asked.

"Because whenever I see a boy, he just walks right past me! And I just walk right past him! We don't go on a date... we don't kiss... we just walk right past each other!"

At this point all I could do is laugh. Definitely 3, going on 30.