Olivia colored on her sister's doll with a dry erase marker. After lecture the consequence decided upon was that the marker is going in the trash. This was met with much wailing and desperate pleas.
"But MOM! I put all my love into that marker. And you just want to throw that away???!!!!"
"Okay fine - if you don't throw it away, when I grow up I'll give you 50 bucks."
Where on earth does she come up with this stuff???