I was taking a shower and Nora barged in and pressed her face against the glass and announced, "I can see your body!"

I replied, "Go away!"

"But it's me, Nora."

"I know who you are!"

"Then why did you tell me to go away?"

I love that she is so confident it just can't compute in her mind that I would ask her to go away while I was taking a shower.

Then she asked, "Mom, am I a stinker pot or a butthead?" I told her she was neither of those things. That she was a smart girl. And I asked her why she asked and she said, "Because you say I'm a stinkpot but Olivia says I'm a butthead!"